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BAPHOMOOSE

We are The Knights Antlar. Protectors of The Word of the Moose, as delivered unto his prophet Guilliome by a kick to the head from the Devil God Baphomoose. Contained within this site are the finest garments, emblazoned with our mystic sigils. These garments are not mere "tee-shirts", but magical vestments of a mystic order dedicated to protecting the eldritch secrets contained in the darkest and most forbidding of Maine's forests.  By wearing them, you have entered into a brotherhood (or sisterhood) with your fellow knights. When passing one another in the street, you may exchange knowing looks, which outsiders will fear and envy. You will be privy to cosmic knowledge, unknowable to the unanointed.

BAPHOMOOSE

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