Mystic Order of the Baphomoose : Official Cult Member - Sweatpants

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At one of the last official meetings of the Mystic Order of the Baphomoose, The Black Bishop mentioned that walking around pantsless was working in direct opposition to our orders to maintain a low profile as the secret society that controls the world. To remedy this, he suggested the addition of a sacred sweat pant to cover our genitals. The motion passed with a six to five margin, and some very rowdy opposition. Still, it passed, and now we are proud to present the first pants based garment of the new order, THE MYSTIC SWEATPANTS OF THE BAPHOMOOSE.

(White print on black gildan sweatpants w/drawstring. Cotton/Polyester blend.)

$ 39.99
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