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Dean Koontz is...Alright I Guess

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Hey fellow Koontzies! Well, we can't say we have the best movies, or the best tv series... but... Hey! Watchers was pretty great right? Sure was. And nobody can deny that Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.

Get it? It's a shirt like that kid in Monster Squad. But slightly mean to a multigagillionaire who has sold considerably more books than I have. If you're a fan, don't get mad. Just buy a dozen and burn them to show me what a dick I am.

 

Shirt is a Gildan 5.6 oz 100% cotton. Sizing is more like an old style concert tee, so about a size larger than american apparel...

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