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EXTREME X-MAS #1 SPECIAL GOLD FOIL COLLECTORS EDITION HOLIDAY CARD (Brad McGinty / GLORP GUM)

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Christmas is for stuffy old codgers and blue hair old biddies... So if you're into that stuff, stop reading here because...

...X-MAS IS HERE AND IT'S KICKIN' YOU IN THE NARDS!

Remind everyone you know that everything was more extreme in the 90's, and the holidays are no exception!

TASTE THE NOEL, BITCHES!

This limited edition gold foil card is guaranteed to quadruple in value! Put your kids through college, retire at 35, AND still have enough money to start your own lottery!

These 4" x 6" heavyweight postcards are offset printed on recycled 16 pt heavy cover stock with a gloss coating and REAL GOLD FOIL!

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