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JELLO BIAFRA WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING : T-SHIRT

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When I was a teenager, I worshiped the ground Jello walked on. I had everything he every guested on, spoken worded, or whatevered. I read Dark Victory : Reagan MCA and the Mob because he mentioned it in No More Cocoons. I paid a kid $20 for the first Lard EP on cassette because he lived in a real city with a record store and I was in a farm town where the only record store was the local Zayre's. I got older and thought that he might have been just a conspiracy nut. I want to apologize to Jello. You were right. The world is as dark and fucked up as you said it was.  Jello was right.
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