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Fun Box Monster Podcast #52 Silent Night Deadly Night 5 (1991)

Fun Box Monster Podcast #52 Silent Night Deadly Night 5 (1991) 0

Here's the problem with Christmas. Everybody's so worried about Grinches and Bumbles and whatever, that they forget to look out for the more prosaic horrors, like cyborg children built by an alcoholic Mickey Rooney who build boobytrapped toys to kill kids and get adopted by their moms. Especially, when it turns out that your dad is accidentally killed, and he turns out to not be your real dad, and your real dad turns out to be some weird mall Santa who buys too many toys and spends all day cruising around residential neighborhoods looking in kid's windows, and you get kidnapped by a robot and your babysitter's boyfriend gets fingered by toys and then murdered by an RC car... We've all been there. So join Matt and Tristan for a romp through the winter wonderland that is, Silent Night Deadly Night 5 : The Toy Maker.
  • Chad Pennell
New Comic Listings for December 4th, 2019

New Comic Listings for December 4th, 2019 0

This week we didn't get the books on time so we don't know what we're talking about. More so than usual. But we do know what books are coming out. I was surprised how much we knew without books. Maybe we'll stick to this format. If you dig it tell us! 
  • Chad Pennell
Fun Box Monster Podcast #51 Dead Heat (1988)

Fun Box Monster Podcast #51 Dead Heat (1988) 0

When I think Dead Heat, I think of two things. Buff Joe Piscopo and The Asphyxiation Room. Clearly we have zombie cops fighting zombie monsters. Sure. But more importantly, there's a room that does nothing but asphyxiate stuff. No child lock. No warning signs. No emergency exit. It asphyxiates you, and you can just stumble in there when you're looking for the bathroom. It's controlled by some sort of, I don't know, asphyxiation dj? He sits at a panel and hits buttons and faders and I guess he controls the type of asphyxiation you get? Man. So many questions. So, get in your hot convertible, grab your finest fish tank, and melt your self into a puddle of organic mess for the classic 1988 film, Dead Heat. 
  • Chad Pennell
New Comic Listings for November 27, 2019

New Comic Listings for November 27, 2019 0

Avengers is crazy. There's a Brood-Thor, little Man-Thing is in love with Black Widow, and they're driving the Ghost Rider car through space. Conan 2099 is great. Way better than you would expect. New John Constantine Hellblazer series, Scream #1 was a fun horror romp, Red Hood continues to be great. More Tales From the Dark Multiverse. In this one Ted Lord doesn't get killed in Infinite Crisis, and instead kills Max Lord. X-Force #2 expands and improves on the series, Fallen Angels #2 fails to impress... We didn't talk about it because we sold out to subscribers, but Killadelphia ruled. Sorry we didn't have more copies. 

  • Chad Pennell
Fun Box Monster Podcast #50 Society (1989)

Fun Box Monster Podcast #50 Society (1989) 0

Rich people are weird, right? Like, they're just gooier than the rest of us. Knowing just how gooey they are, it should be of no surprise to any of us when they start raising lower class people in their giant mansions, giving them everything they could ever want, then suck out their life force in a ritualistic orgy where they all just kinda blend into a giant ambrosia salad of skin and organs. If this sounds like your cup of tea...(it's a reference.) then grab your never-ending bottle of suntan lotion, your sweet party-jeep, and your best shunting suit, and join Matt and Tristan for the 100% true story of the 1% that is, Society. 
  • Chad Pennell
New Comic Listings for November 20th 2019

New Comic Listings for November 20th 2019 0

Jimmy Olsen! The end of Absolute Carnage! 2099 returns...But is anyone still into it? Excalibur & Marauders continue with Captain Kate being drunk and piratical. She also drops Rogue off at Avalon. Deadpool #1 rules, Chris Baccalo doing great work and Jeff the Land shark is now Deadpool's sidekick. Plus, much more!!!

  • Chad Pennell
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